a business opportunity for our time:
fake senior ids
(to get the senior discounts)
(to get the senior discounts)
art-movie idea:
a movie that lasts 8 hours (in real time)
about someones life for 8 hours,
yet it’s an exciting 8 hours.
about someones life for 8 hours,
yet it’s an exciting 8 hours.
the plus seventy cable channel:
will show nothing but people seventy years old and over, especially the one who are wise, interesting and intellectually alive.
And not ones whose main appeal is that they don’t look seventy
And not ones whose main appeal is that they don’t look seventy
audio ear-buds for women
that look like earrings
for interesting cell-phone conversations
(to amuse and impress those around you.)
Youe cell-phone would have a series of recordings, which would guide/prompt you through one of several scenarios:
- your wife has been horribly unfaithful
- you have been suddenly and unjustifiably dumped
- you have won a humanitarian award
- you have come into a lot of unexpected money
- you have a heartwarming conversation with your grateful son
- or you entertain people with something like Shelley barman’s phone material
There are many other possibilities.
have your picture taken with…
We bring children to be photographed with Santa.
How about alternative picture opportunities for the tourists: picture yourself with a homeless person, a toothless person, a hooker or a Goth?
How about alternative picture opportunities for the tourists: picture yourself with a homeless person, a toothless person, a hooker or a Goth?
to share your sounds
two headphone ports for your computers.
NPR (National Private Radio)
Every day the radio should do a news recap of your own day.
(This could go automatically from your blog.)
(This could go automatically from your blog.)
a restaurant
which you decorate with pretty people, just sitting there?
Perhaps, for a fee, the customer could talk to them.
A kind of non-sexual prostitution.
Would this be wrong?
Perhaps, for a fee, the customer could talk to them.
A kind of non-sexual prostitution.
Would this be wrong?
why not?
Would it be possible to invent a new part of speech?
an art work in nature:
a river going one-way under a road and fifty yards up the road a different river going in the opposite direction.
computer lid “jackets” for public spaces
either a slip-on that would show an representative image of your interests, or a two-sided screen that would show others either a symbolic wallpaper, or an actual feed, of what you are doing.
design:
large magnetic cross-over plastic bandages
for cars.
for cars.
a laptop
…seen from the side, should glow like a colorful magic fire screen.
The user looks into the fire
for the answers.
The user looks into the fire
for the answers.
art idea:
the view from a restaurant of people carrying various strange things down a street
bad breath mints
that make your breath smell bad
(useful for getting rid of a bad blind date)
(useful for getting rid of a bad blind date)
idea for a book
of deathbed readings
a coffee-cup heat sink
a fork with a hundred long tines you put into your cup of coffee to cool it down enough so you can drink it
people love this stuff:
novel bloopers
use our technologies:
a 3-dimensional mirror
idea for a conversational T-Shirt:
(in big print)
I Talk Good
cute idea:
artificial fossils
fossils of stuff from the fifties
fossils of stuff from the fifties
who would not want
binocugoggles
design idea:
a 6′ diameter 45 rpm record
as a design on a wall
as a design on a wall
A conversation topic:
what things have you seen
that you did not photograph
but wish you had?
that you did not photograph
but wish you had?
who likes raw fish anyway?
deep-fried sushi
let’ now call it a relax-room:
the Lazy-Boy reclining toilet
A Conversational Interest Tree:
Everyone in a group meeting has a controller linked to a computer or a computer controlled “conversation pet.”
As someone is talking, people use their controllers to make the pet thrive and jump about to indicate they are interested. Alternatively, they can make the pet lie down and fall asleep.
As someone is talking, people use their controllers to make the pet thrive and jump about to indicate they are interested. Alternatively, they can make the pet lie down and fall asleep.
the Have a Nicest Day contest™
Have a contest in the office to see who has the nicest day.
Afterward, the winner gets to hug the losers.
Afterward, the winner gets to hug the losers.
a fun idea
soda pop that opens violently no matter what you do.
