My Excellent Ideas

a business opportunity for our time:

haikwho — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 12:44:10 +0000

fake senior ids
(to get the senior discounts)

art-movie idea:

haikwho — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 08:06:31 +0000

a movie that lasts 8 hours (in real time)
about someones life for 8 hours,
yet it’s an exciting 8 hours.

the plus seventy cable channel:

haikwho — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 15:08:44 +0000

will show nothing but people seventy years old and over, especially the one who are wise, interesting and intellectually alive.
And not ones whose main appeal is that they don’t look seventy

audio ear-buds for women

haikwho — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 12:30:15 +0000

that look like earrings

for interesting cell-phone conversations

haikwho — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 20:56:46 +0000

(to amuse and impress those around you.)
Youe cell-phone would have a series of recordings, which would guide/prompt you through one of several scenarios:

your wife has been horribly unfaithful
you have been suddenly and unjustifiably dumped
you have won a humanitarian award
you have come into a lot of unexpected money
you have a heartwarming conversation with your grateful son
or you entertain people with something like Shelley barman’s phone material

There are many other possibilities.

have your picture taken with…

haikwho — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 13:05:41 +0000

We bring children to be photographed with Santa.
How about alternative picture opportunities for the tourists: picture yourself with a homeless person, a toothless person, a hooker or a Goth?

to share your sounds

haikwho — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 10:47:38 +0000

two headphone ports for your computers.

NPR (National Private Radio)

haikwho — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 06:43:46 +0000

Every day the radio should do a news recap of your own day.
(This could go automatically from your blog.)

a restaurant

haikwho — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 13:03:34 +0000

which you decorate with pretty people, just sitting there?
Perhaps, for a fee, the customer could talk to them.
A kind of non-sexual prostitution.
Would this be wrong?

why not?

haikwho — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 14:41:59 +0000

Would it be possible to invent a new part of speech?